" yet another saturday "
this is probably an interesting start but also a quick reminder .......let me express the feeling I had when I came across this picture ......
In the composition of a group of friends and their minds "idsffaplwkmdfh" ( I Dey Scatter For Floor As Per Laff Wan Kill Me Die For Here) ..... mehn chei ... this is anoda crazy formulation based on the state of the mind .......
.....The torture I experience every saturday is unimaginable ..... a typical saturday starts like this : I wake up probably with a hang over from lack of sleep during the week or the need to make an early journey to my family home( not like i do this every saturday) ..... i can imagine the state of your mind on hearing hangover ..... its not what you think .... although i drink but i never get to the point of hangover...
am sure my drinking friends understand what am talking about......back to the gist ..... the Saturdays I dont have to travel are more peaceful than those I have to travel ..... i used the word peaceful cos travelling most times means there is a family occasion, a wedding to attend or just a general visit to my people ....... all the three above are always a source of worry due to the people I come across ...... not like I can do anything about it but mehn .....people can talk and ask questions....
If its a wedding or a family occasion, I hardly step out of the car before I start answering questions such as :
- Where is she ?
- If I mistakenly carry a lady, Is she the one ? Sorry to all the ladies that have gone to a family occasion with me ...... not like am a ladies man ooooo.... maybe if I was, I probably would be married .... I hope this particular line doesn't get me crucified .
- When is the date ? etc
Am sure, some of you already feel am Methuselah ..... hell no I am a very young boy aspiring to be great
.... and I mean the young in every sense of it ....This constant situation has made me develop thick skin and turned me to a regular comedian / sometimes rude ( mostly in mind .... I say cant u just mind ur damn bizness a lot ) Thank God people cant hear whats going on in the mind ...this situation has increased my creativity because I have template answers to any question .....
Let me share some of my answers ...... Dont know who it might be useful for ....
When asked :
- Where is She ? She is a prefix given to an animal ....... but am sure the she u ar asking is somewhere very safe...... `
- Is she the one ? ( i.e. when I have lady that accompanied me) The answer to this depends on if the lady in question is single, married or in a relationship .....If in a serious relationship ... she is the one for someone I knw is the answer ..... If she is married , I speak yoruba and say " abokoku ma ni won " meaning she would die with her husband
...... if she is single, many things are involved : beauty, brains, motive etc .... I keep the answers to this line of questioning till other times.... when am with a single girl and the question is asked ,..... my mind gets busy once again .... a title for later times .......Am sure we all have our worries ..... and am sure for some of us this particular title - yet another saturday is paramount in our minds ....
The great belief is that one saturday soon .... my mind would change the title to this saturday, i dey marry..... Can I hear u say amen if you believe for me and for u too ....
........................................the titled series is back and continues ..........
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